Annual Party

Annual Party Celebration held on 10th December 2011 at Krazy Castle.

Here are some cool pictures from the party...

Cool Na...?

Programmer Vs Non-Programmer

A Non-programmer Thinks There Are 1000 Bytes In A Kilobyte.


A Programmer Is Convinced That There Are 1024 Meters In A Kilometer.


Non-programmer : I've Just Become A Member Of Rotract Club.
Programmer : Public Member Or Private?


Non-programmer: Hey.. My Submarine Is Not Sinking Into The Water!! What Could Be Wrong?
Programmer: May Be You Have Used Float Instead Of Double In The Software.


Non-programmer: Hey Bill, Can You Do Me A Favor? Can You Pass On These 500 Rupees To My Friend Joe?
Programmer: Sure.. Why Not? But Tell Me One Thing. Tell Me Whether Its Pass By Value Or Pass By Reference. 

Asking The Right Question!

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. 
Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.


Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"


So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I  smoke while I pray?" 


The Priest replies, "No, my son, you  may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."


Jack goes back to his friend and  tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not  surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."


And so Max  goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?"


To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all  means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want  to."


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Moral of the story is... The reply you get depends on the  question you ask.


For example, if you want a vacation when still  working on a project don't ask for the holiday; 
Ask: "Can I keep  working on this project while I'm on vacation?"


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Best Excuse By A Female Employee!!

This incident, is supposed to have happened in real life.

My friend, who is a the head of Human Resources at a very large bank,

says that the best excuse for absenteeism, that he had ever received in his career of almost 22 years, was from a female Indian employee, at their bank's head quarters at Mumbai, India, in July, 2010.

He says when the lady, was questioned on why she remained absent the previous day, she simply replied .......

"But sir, I had no option. My husband was on casual leave yesterday and was at home.

By mistake he took pills from the wrong bottle in our medicine cabinet and ended up consuming an over-dose of Viagra !

Now how could I have left him, all alone at home, with the house-maid ?"

कॉलेज गारवा

Syllybus जरा जास्तच आहे
दर वर्षी वाटतो...
Chapters पाहून Passing चा
Problem मनात दाटतो...

तरी lectures चालू राहतात
डोक्यात काही घुसत नहीं....
चित्र-विचित्र figures शिवाय
Board वर काहीच दिसत नाही....

तितक्यात कुठून तरी Function ची
Date जवळ येते...
Sem मधले काही दिवस
नकळत चोरून नेते...

नंतर lecturers Extra घेउन
भरभरा शिकवत राहतात...
Problems Example Theory सांगून
Syllybus लवकर संपवू पाहतात...

पुन्हा हात चालू लागतात...
मन चालत नाही....
सरांशिवाय वर्गामध्ये
कुणीच बोलत नाही...

Lectures संपून Submission चा
सुरु होतो पुन्हा खेळ..
journal Complete करण्यामध्ये
फार फार जातो वेळ...

चक्क डोळ्यांसमोर Syllybus
चुटकी सरशी sampun जातो..
'PL's मध्ये वाचून सुद्धा
Paper काबर सो...सो..च जातो?????

Office Life

सकाळ पासून वाट पाहणारा डब्बा केला मी फस्त
रोज दुपारी ऑफिस मध्ये येई झोप मस्त
ओले होतात डोळे, जांभळ्या देऊन देऊन
घ्यावी एक डुलकी तर साहेब बघतो दुनकून

ऑफिस मधली दुपार, बंद पाडते नैसर्गिक घड्याळ
डोळे उघडून प्रभावी, होतात मानसिक हाल
डुबवून काढला चेहरा, पण झोप उडत नाही
काय करावे दुपारचे काहीच सुचत नाही

मी खुर्ची मध्ये, आणि वेळ पुढे-पुढे सरकत जाते
वेळेची गती, आणि माझी बुद्धिमत्ती संत होत जाते
अखंड काळाचे असतात एक ते तीन चे दोन तास
आणि मग कटिंग मारून संपतो दुपारचा वनवास

Zeon Fun Event

Our company, ZEON Solutions Pvt. Ltd. had organized a movie outing (DABANGG) on last Friday.

Here are some pics of that:

HR vs Hanumaanji

A story told by an IIM professor regarding the side effects of non-systematic working :-

After completion of Lanka War Hanumanji was enjoying LTA with his friends. He got an email on his laptop from Accounts requesting him to clear his dues before 31st March - dues related to his tour for bring Sanjivani Booti for Laxmanji. He ignored the first mail. But after 3 - 4 reminders in two days time & receiving a call on CUG Mobile from Accounts Dept., he had to fly to Ayodhya canceling his leave.

He submitted - TA, DA Bill, Bills of Sushen Vaidya, Hospital Charges incurred for Bharatji when met with an accident during his travel, Cost of Sanjeevani Booti for Laxmanji, (Transport charges)

(1) Where is your tour sanction report ? Asked the HR & ADMIN Dept. Hanumanji got it done sting to concerned officials 2 or 3 times.

(2) Hanumanji claimed T.A. bill for air travel - but he as given only second class sleeper charges. And all other expenses on medical, Sanjeevani Booti, expenses on Sushen Vaidya were not reimbursed.

When he asked for the reasons, he was told that:

(a) As per his designation, he is entitled for IInd class sleeper only.

(b) He cannot get claim for other things as he does not have bills.

Hanumanji approached Shri Rama and explained him about the deduction on his tour expense report : Ramji ordered the related official to pay for Air travel & other charges as claimed by Hanumanji. The officer came with the rule book & told Shri Ramji "These rules were created by grand father of Dasharathji, If you want to overrule your forefathers I don't have any problem."

Ramji became speechless. So he thought for another way to compensate Hanuman. He called Hanumanji & gave him the claimed amount in cash, But how can Hanumanji take cash money from Ramji ?

Hanumanji said "How can I take money from you for treating Laxmanji? Laxmanji is equally reverend to me as you are." Later in his heart of hearts Hanumanji thought "Why he listened to accounts fellow, cut short his LTA, completed all the formalities & put Shriram in such an awkward position where he has to offer money to me!!!"

Hanumanji continued his work with the same attachment as he used to after this incidence also.

Hanumanji was a God, but for us, mortals, learnt a different lesson & that was

"NOT to do anything without proper sanctions FROM HR & IMMEDIATE BOSS : Whatever may be the urgency or importance of the job"

[Pics] Cubicle Decoration Day!!

In Zeon, we celebrated Cubicle Decoration Day!

here are some pics of them..