Once Buddha was travelling with a few of his followers. While they were passing a lake, Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from the lake."



The disciple walked up to the lake. At that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy and turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink?"

So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink."

After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake.

The disciple went back, and found that the water was still muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same.

After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back.

This time, the disciple found the mud had settled down, and the water was clean and clear. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said," See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be, and the mud settled down on its own -- and you have clear water.

Your mind is like that too ! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless."

Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process!

TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS
EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU
NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE.

कॉलेज गारवा

Syllybus जरा जास्तच आहे
दर वर्षी वाटतो...
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तरी lectures चालू राहतात
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'PL's मध्ये वाचून सुद्धा
Paper काबर सो...सो..च जातो?????

Office Life

सकाळ पासून वाट पाहणारा डब्बा केला मी फस्त
रोज दुपारी ऑफिस मध्ये येई झोप मस्त
ओले होतात डोळे, जांभळ्या देऊन देऊन
घ्यावी एक डुलकी तर साहेब बघतो दुनकून

ऑफिस मधली दुपार, बंद पाडते नैसर्गिक घड्याळ
डोळे उघडून प्रभावी, होतात मानसिक हाल
डुबवून काढला चेहरा, पण झोप उडत नाही
काय करावे दुपारचे काहीच सुचत नाही

मी खुर्ची मध्ये, आणि वेळ पुढे-पुढे सरकत जाते
वेळेची गती, आणि माझी बुद्धिमत्ती संत होत जाते
अखंड काळाचे असतात एक ते तीन चे दोन तास
आणि मग कटिंग मारून संपतो दुपारचा वनवास

New Ending to 3 IDIOTS:

After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan Decide to call the world famous CID.

ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi tarah se CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his finger)

(After searchin the campus like a pair of buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years back in the campus...)

Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke student NE aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. Lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!!

ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!

ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke aao...Dr. Salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss murde aadmi se !!

(after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead body of joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab)

Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum Dr. Salunkhe ke lab se khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata chal hi jayega

(after playin with some colour changing liquids)

Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui hai...main kehta hu..iska khoon hua hai !!

ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??

Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! Yeh dekho...(shows him his star-trek type computer and does some really fast typing)

ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein kisi NE batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko yahaan leke aao bureau me...AB kya sach hai..wahi hamein batayega !!

(virus is brought to the bureau)

Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...Maine kuch nahi kiya

Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha???

Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai??

(daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)

Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???

Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad AA gaya...Bata ta hu...sab Bata ta hu !

Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir.. daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya

ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!

Virus: uss raat sab logo NE gay party ki thi....sab log apni underwear me campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska helicopter dikhaya...Maine uska helicopter gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. Aur next din humne dekha toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi...

ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge... tum hamare saath co-operate karo

(virus leaves)

ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon ho gaya aur kisi NE CID ko bulaya hi nahin??

Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !!

ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me AA gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke nikal gaya??

Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho?

ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !!

Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !!

(they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the breaks....SCCHRREEE ECH !!)

ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke saare DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks. ..tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo...aur main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab apne apne kaam pe lag jaao !!

(after checking the campus)

Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla Lena chahta tha !!

ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! AB yeh Chatur kaun hai...aur iske room se itni baas kyun AA rahi hai !!...Good work vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab Le jao !

Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur NE hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! Aur rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi pata hoga !!

ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!

(chatur in interrogation)

ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??

Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!

Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi

Chatur : (over-acting) ...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai

(Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins)

Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya

ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !!

Zeon Fun Event

Our company, ZEON Solutions Pvt. Ltd. had organized a movie outing (DABANGG) on last Friday.

Here are some pics of that:

यमराज का इस्तीफा

एक दिन
यमदेव ने दे दिया
अपना इस्तीफा।
मच गया हाहाकार
बिगड़ गया सब
संतुलन,
करने के लिए
स्थिति का आकलन,
इन्द्र देव ने देवताओं
की आपात सभा
बुलाई
और फिर यमराज
को कॉल लगाई।

'डायल किया गया
नंबर कृपया जाँच लें'
कि आवाज तब सुनाई।

नये-नये ऑफ़र
देखकर नम्बर बदलने की
यमराज की इस आदत पर
इन्द्रदेव को खुन्दक आई,

पर मामले की नाजुकता
को देखकर,
मन की बात उन्होने
मन में ही दबाई।
किसी तरह यमराज
का नया नंबर मिला,
फिर से फोन
लगाया गया तो
'तुझसे है मेरा नाता
पुराना कोई' का
मोबाईल ने
कॉलर टयून सुनाया।

सुन-सुन कर ये
सब बोर हो गये
ऐसा लगा शायद
यमराज जी सो गये।

तहकीकात करने पर
पता लगा,
यमदेव पृथ्वीलोक
में रोमिंग पे हैं,
शायद इसलिए,
नहीं दे रहे हैं
हमारी कॉल पे ध्यान,
क्योंकि बिल भरने
में निकल जाती है
उनकी भी जान।

अन्त में किसी
तरह यमराज
हुये इन्द्र के दरबार
में पेश,
इन्द्रदेव ने तब
पूछा-यम
क्या है ये
इस्तीफे का केस?
यमराज जी तब
मुँह खोले
और बोले-

हे इंद्रदेव।
'मल्टीप्लैक्स' में
जब भी जाता हूँ,
'भैंसे' की पार्किंग
न होने की वजह से
बिन फिल्म देखे,
ही लौट के आता हूँ।
'बरिस्ता' और 'मैकडोन्लड'
वाले तो देखते ही देखते
इज्जत उतार
देते हैं और
सबके सामने ही
ढ़ाबे में जाकर
खाने-की सलाह
दे देते हैं।

मौत के अपने
काम पर जब
पृथ्वीलोक जाता हूँ
'भैंसे' पर मुझे
देखकर पृथ्वीवासी
भी हँसते हैं
और कार न होने
के ताने कसते हैं।
भैंसे पर बैठे-बैठे
झटके बड़े रहे हैं
वायुमार्ग में भी
अब ट्रैफिक बढ़ रहे हैं।
रफ्तार की इस दुनिया
का मैं भैंसे से
कैसे करूँगा पीछा।
आप कुछ समझ रहे हो
या कुछ और दूँ शिक्षा।

और तो और, देखो
रम्भा के पास है
'टोयटा'
और उर्वशी को है
आपने 'एसेन्ट' दिया,
फिर मेरे साथ
ये अन्याय क्यों किया?
हे इन्द्रदेव।
मेरे इस दु:ख को
समझो और
चार पहिए की
जगह
चार पैरों वाला
दिया है कह
कर अब मुझे न
बहलाओ,
और जल्दी से
'मर्सिडीज़' मुझे
दिलाओ।
वरना मेरा
इस्तीफा
अपने साथ
ही लेकर जाओ।
और मौत का
ये काम
अब किसी और से
करवाओ।

Tom Riddle's Diary

As seen in 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'.

http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c96f911b3e35f9e1

HR vs Hanumaanji

A story told by an IIM professor regarding the side effects of non-systematic working :-

After completion of Lanka War Hanumanji was enjoying LTA with his friends. He got an email on his laptop from Accounts requesting him to clear his dues before 31st March - dues related to his tour for bring Sanjivani Booti for Laxmanji. He ignored the first mail. But after 3 - 4 reminders in two days time & receiving a call on CUG Mobile from Accounts Dept., he had to fly to Ayodhya canceling his leave.

He submitted - TA, DA Bill, Bills of Sushen Vaidya, Hospital Charges incurred for Bharatji when met with an accident during his travel, Cost of Sanjeevani Booti for Laxmanji, (Transport charges)

(1) Where is your tour sanction report ? Asked the HR & ADMIN Dept. Hanumanji got it done sting to concerned officials 2 or 3 times.

(2) Hanumanji claimed T.A. bill for air travel - but he as given only second class sleeper charges. And all other expenses on medical, Sanjeevani Booti, expenses on Sushen Vaidya were not reimbursed.

When he asked for the reasons, he was told that:

(a) As per his designation, he is entitled for IInd class sleeper only.

(b) He cannot get claim for other things as he does not have bills.

Hanumanji approached Shri Rama and explained him about the deduction on his tour expense report : Ramji ordered the related official to pay for Air travel & other charges as claimed by Hanumanji. The officer came with the rule book & told Shri Ramji "These rules were created by grand father of Dasharathji, If you want to overrule your forefathers I don't have any problem."

Ramji became speechless. So he thought for another way to compensate Hanuman. He called Hanumanji & gave him the claimed amount in cash, But how can Hanumanji take cash money from Ramji ?

Hanumanji said "How can I take money from you for treating Laxmanji? Laxmanji is equally reverend to me as you are." Later in his heart of hearts Hanumanji thought "Why he listened to accounts fellow, cut short his LTA, completed all the formalities & put Shriram in such an awkward position where he has to offer money to me!!!"

Hanumanji continued his work with the same attachment as he used to after this incidence also.

Hanumanji was a God, but for us, mortals, learnt a different lesson & that was

"NOT to do anything without proper sanctions FROM HR & IMMEDIATE BOSS : Whatever may be the urgency or importance of the job"

एक अजीबो गरीब प्राणी

आज हम आपका एक अजीबो गरीब प्राणी से परिचय कराना चाहते हैं . . . . . . . . .

इस जंतु का नाम है "GirlFriend" . . . . . .

ये अक्सर "Boyfriend" के साथ पाई जाती है !

इनका पोस्टिक आहार "Boyfriend" का भेजा होता है !

इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है ! पर अगर पैसे
खर्च किये जाये तो फिर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है...

इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लैक मेल करना होता है !

गर्ल फ्रेंड से ब्रेक अप पर टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो जाती है, जिसका कोई
इलाज नहीं.. ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है जिसपे कोई विश्वास नहीं करता है...

गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है, यहाँ तक की
हंसते-हँसते कुत्ता भी बनता है...

इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फीर भी ये प्राणी इतनी आसानी से नहीं मिलता है,

ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है, पर इस प्राणी के पास होता कुछ भी नहीं है जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा
सके.....

ये प्राणी नर प्राणी को बर्बाद करने में कोई भी कसर नहीं छोड़ता
है...

ये प्राणी रुपया को आसानी से सूंघ सकता है..

Rasta Ho Jayega...

Sar Jhukaoge To Patthar Devta Ho Jayega,

Use Itna Mat Chhaho Woh Bewafa Ho Jayega...

Main Khuda Ka Naam Lekar Pee Raha Hun Dosto,

Zehar Bhi Usme Agar Hoga To Dava Ho Jayega...

Hum Bhi Dariya Hai Hume Apna Hunar Malum Hai,

Jis Taraf Bhi Chal Padenge Rasta Ho Jayega...

Apni Zindagi Diye Baithe Hain...

Tum pucho aur hum na bataye aise to halaat nahi,
Bas jara sa dil tuta hai aur koi baat nahi.

Waise doston se aajtak koi baat chupi to nahi !!
Lekin kya humhare poonchne ka intezaar to nahi

Dil hase, roye, gaaye, jhuume par tootte nahi,
Yeh aapka dil hain, koi sheesha to nahi !!


Samney hai jo use log bura kehte hain,
Jisko dekha hi nahi usko khuda kehtey hain !

Kehne ke liye to log kuch bhi kehte hain,
Sachhe pyar ko hamesha jhootha kehte hain !!


Kisike intezaar me khud ko rulaaye baithe haiN
Woh aayenge zaroor dil ko samjhaye baithe haiN...


Kisine manga tha humhen, unko apni zindagi diye
baithe hain,
isliye aajkal intezaar, hum apni maut ka kiye
baithe hain!!

जन्माष्टमी की शुभकामनाये

हाथी घोड़ी पाल की ...

जय कन्हैया लाल की ..

बोलो बांके बिहारीजी की जय..

[Pics] Cubicle Decoration Day!!

In Zeon, we celebrated Cubicle Decoration Day!

here are some pics of them..

Unhe Yaad Kiye Ja Rahe Hain

Kanto Se Bhare Hain Raste
Fir Bhi Chale Ja Rahe Hain
Koi Bhul Gaya Hai Use
Hum Yaad Kiye Ja Rahe Hain
Aana Hain Aayenge Ek Baar
Ye Ummid Hai Dil Ko
Isi Ummid Pe Bas Hum
Unhe Yaad Kiye Ja Rahe Hain!!!

Yumlok ke HR

यमाच्या ऑफिसात, मरणाचा अर्ज केला
"रिसन फॉर डाइंग" म्हणून त्यांनी फॉर्म भरायला दिला
पहिला टेक्नीकल राउंड झाला, डोळे रोखून तो मला म्हणाला
so Mr. why should we choose YOU for death?
मी पूर्ण कहाणी सांगीतली, त्यालाही ती होती पटली
मग HR शी डिसकशन झाल, तिने मला expectation विचारल
मी म्हणालो तात्काळ मरण चालल, ती म्हणाली "is it negotiable?"
मग अपघात फायनल ठरला, वेळेवर ठरल्याप्रमाने घडला
पण चार दिवसानंतर माझा, हॉस्पिटल मध्ये डोळा उघडला
मी लगेच यमलोकात फोन केला, म्हणालो मी अपघातात वाचलो
मग आता करणार का माझा खून?
यमलोकातली HR बोलली, "we will get back to you soon...."

Very Cute... Grand Daughter of Barbie...

Woh Kabhi Khafa Nahi Hote...

JO REHTE HAI DIL ME JUDA NAHI HOTE,

KUCH EHSAAS LAFSO SE BAAYAN NAHI HOTE.

YE HASRAT HAI DIL MEIN MANAYE UNKO KABHI,

EK WOH HAI KI KABHI KHAFA NAHI HOTE

Kabhi unki yaad aati hia...

Kabhi unki yaad aati hia,

Kabhi unke khwaab aate hai.

Mujhe satane ke salike,

To unke hazaar aate hia.

Qayamat dekhni ho gar,

Chale jana us mahfil me.

Suna hai us mahfil me wo,

Benaqab aate hai.

Kai sadiyon me aati hai,

Surat koi itni hasin.

Husn pe har roz,

Kaha ye shabaab aate hia.

Roshni ke vaste to,

Unka noor hi kafi hia.

UNKE deedar ko

Aaftaab aur Mahtaab aate hia.

Happy Friendship Day

Happy Friendship Day To All.

But, I don't understand, why there is a special day for friendship?

Everyday is special for friends..

What is my name mean??

Every name has a meaning, mine one too :)
Suhas .... Well, meaning of my name is: Alluring Grin, Laughter.

I don't know, I have any Alluring smile or not :)

One More...

It literally means "A Beautiful Smile". It is a conjunction of two Sanskrit words,

'SU' - which means Good, or Amazing and

'HAS' - which means A Smile.

put together, it means a Beautiful Smile and people with this name are usually Awesome Persons.

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Suhas

Aaj Ke NEWS Paper Me... (आज के न्यूज़ पेपर में..)

Aaj ke NEWS paper me

khabar aayee hai,

Ek bichare innocent chor ne

Faansi lagayee hai.

Wo apne Job se

Ho gaya pareshaan,

DinDahade chori ka

Prayaas hua nakaam.

Vaakkya kuch aesa hua shrimaan

Wo chori ke erade se gaya Software Eng. ke dhaam,

Wo kadi mehnat ka pujaari, jiske liye chodi duniya dari,

Wahaan uski mehnat huyee nakaam.

Tala toda, andar gaya,

Apne kartavya se peeche na hata.

Success ki aas mein,

Rupye paisoon ki piyaas mein.

Mehenat usne khoob ki,

par kismat uske saath na thi.

Kuch bhi usko mil na paya,

Ulte Pawn wo ghar ko aaya.

Ye dukh wo sahan nahi kar paya,

Faansi par khudko chadaya....

Agar aap aange aaye,

Maanavta aapni dikhlaye.

Aesi aatma-hattaya aage,

Hone na payen.

Ghar jab bhi khali, chhod ke jayen.

Cash, jewelry rakh kar jayen,

Jab bhi koi ghar mein aaye

Khali haanth na wo jane paye...

Maanavta hai kartavya hamara

Cash, jewelry hai moh maya.....

Janhit mein jari….

My Wedding Pics

My Wedding Pics... :)

Australian Parrots...