Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Dost


1. RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa - Bhagwan Ki Kripa Hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete Hain.


2. RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag Lage Is Mobile Main.
Papa - Laad Pyar Ne Bigaad Diya.
Dost  - Chal Daaru Peete Hain.


3. BIRTHDAY PAR:
Maa - Jug Jug Jiye Mera Beta.
Papa - Hamesha Aage Badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete Hain.


4. LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
Maa - Beta Bhool Ja Usko.
Papa - Mard Ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete Hain.




MORAL OF THE STORY :
Duniya Badal Jati Hai Par Dost Kabhi Nahi Badalte... 

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Finally appear on Zend's Yellow Page: http://bit.ly/vmAToC

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Finally, became a Zend PHP 5.3 Certified Engineer!! :)

Monday, December 19, 2011

Amitabh Bachhan Calls Rajanikanth


Rajnikanth Was Bragging To Amitabh Bachchan One Day, "You Know, I Know Everyone. Just Name Someone, Anyone, And I Know Them."


Tired Of His Boasting, Amitabh Called His Bluff, "Ok, Rajini How About Tom Cruise?" 


"Sure, Yes, Tom And I Are Old Friends, And I Can Prove It" Rajini Said.


So Rajini And Amitabh Fly Out To Hollywood And Knock On Tom Cruise's Door, And Sure Enough, Tom Cruise Shouts: ---


"Thalaiva! Great To See You! You And Your Friends Come Right In And Join Me For Lunch!"


...Although Impressed, Amitabh Is Still Skeptical.


After They Leave Cruise's House, He Tells Rajini That He Thinks Rajini Knowing Cruise Was Just Lucky.


"No, No, Just Name Anyone Else" Rajini Says


.."President Obama", Amitabh Quickly Retorts


..."Yes", Rajini Says, "I Know Him."


And Off They Go.


At The White House, Obama Spots Rajini On The Tour And Motions Him, Saying :----


"Rajini, What A Surprise, I Was Just On My Way To A Meeting, But You And Your Friend Come On In And Let's Have A Cup Of Coffee First And Catch Up".


Well, Amitabh Bachchan Is Much Shaken By Now, But Still Not Totally Convinced.


After They Leave The White House Grounds, He Implores Him To Name Anyone Else.


"The Pope, "Amitabh Bachan Replies


..."Sure!" Says Rajini,


"My Folks Are From Italy And I've Known The Pope A Long Time".


Rajini And Amitabh Are Assembled With The Masses In Vatican Square When Rajini Says,


"This Will Never Work. I Can't Catch The Pope's Eye Among All These People.
Tell You What, I Know All The Guards So Let Me Just Go Upstairs And I'll Come Out On The Balcony With The Pope."


And He Disappears Into The Crowd Headed Toward The Vatican ..


Sure Enough, Half An Hour Later Rajini Emerges With The Pope On The Balcony.


But By The Time Rajini Returns, He Finds That Amitabh Bachchan Has Had A Heart Attack And Is Surrounded By Paramedics.


Working His Way To Amitabh Bachchan's Side, Rajini Asks Him, "What Happened?"


Amitabh Bachchan Looks Up And Says,


"I Was Doing Fine Until You And The Pope Came Out On The Balcony And The Italian Man Next To Me Asked,


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"Who's That On The Balcony With Rajini?"

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Position or Performance?


A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.


Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?


The guy replies: I am Seenu, Auto driver from Mangalore !
God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Seenu: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ..


Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.
God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...


'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'


'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.


'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED.'




Moral of the story: It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Avataar

My Avataar...!!!


LOL!!!!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Annual Party

Annual Party Celebration held on 10th December 2011 at Krazy Castle.
Here are some cool pictures from the party...







Cool Na...?